I Hate Everyone: The Story of Lil' Tsao
Recently, a member of Dank Memes Inc searched "Fuck White People" on Twitter's search engine to find accounts that should be banned but...
Obama Set to Play Aladdin in Upcoming Disney Film
Disney CEO Micheal Fisher announced on his Marxistmingle.com account that Obama will be playing Aladdin in an up-comming live action...
Dank Memes INC Helps Over Achiever
Dank Memes INC has donated a $5,000.00 grant to be awarded toward the future of this fine young scholar. If anyone can identify the...
Woman Triggered by Purse
What to do if someone with some money walks in: STEP ONE: Get on Twitter and start talkin' shit: STEP TWO: 2a Continue developing a...
Beta Male Psy Op Attacks Halted...for Now
On February 24th, hours after President Trump gave an incredible speech at CPAC, a Twitterverse Pizzagate Detective and Cheerleader for...
FBI to Crack Down on Pagan Magic Attacks Against President Trump
On February 24th, Witches around the world are campaigning to place binding spells on President Donald Trump. For this occasion, PETA has...
BREAKING: Woman Washes Dishes
From the entire staff of Dank Memes INC, our thoughts and prayers go out to those who dare not lift a finger to help one of the two...
John McCain to Host Scavenger Hunt
Pro-immigrant Senator John McCain is going above and beyond himself by providing housing for up to 2,500 immigrants at one of his...
Now Hiring Exorcists
The personnel department at Dank Memes INC is currently accepting applications to expand our clergy department. We offer TOP PAY for...
Socialist Mother Consultation Services
We've expanded the east wing of Dank Memes INC to offer counseling services to grieving socialist mothers. We understand your suffering,...
