Based Stick Man Action Figures Coming Soon!

When I first saw Based Stick Man, I was like that's just another silly ANTIFA dude who hangs out with fat girls that wear pussy hats. But at second glance, he was being thanked and praised in memes by people I follow.

So I used my senses of logic and rationality to do five seconds of homework to learn that this is Based Stick Man and he is not an ANTIFA cuck.

That is an American flag on his shield and that is the Texas flag on his hero garb. That's a 2A sticker on his Nike helmet and that's an Anti-ANTIFA stick in his hand.

His knee-pads have inspired ANTIFA members to make the same purchase. Not to use as protective gear, however, but to employ as safeguards against friction burn for when they go on their knees to give head.

The reality is, Based Stick Man has risen. Here is a concept comic that the art department threw together to explain why a hero now walks among our midst.

There is a lot of love for this guy, however, beating people in the head with a stick of truth is a crime, even if you are fighting nasty roach people, so apparently he was arrested. Personally, I hope he is spending his time in the cell trolling ANTIFA in real life.

Also @ChrisCVGD tweets: police fail to arrest dozens of Violent protestors. Only arrest the one protecting an elderly man from a mob. #basedstickman.

Dank Memes wants to interview this guy and will be keeping tabs on the current events related to Stick Man.

Also, reports show that Maria Bartiromo will don a yellow jumpsuit like her mentor April O'Neil and follow Based Stick Man like he is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.