Trump Signs New Executive Order Concerning Casual Sitting.

Years after Bill Clinton taught Generation Y what a blowjob was, many pundits have come forward to announce that they do not like what is currently going on with the Oval Office furniture. Recently, KellyAnne Conway was caught in a very compromising, yet comfortable position.

Libtards freaked out and the media reported our dear KellyAnne as if she were a degenerate with a switchblade carving her initials into the White House furniture. Thus, this negative outcry prompted President Trump to sign the following emergency Executive Order:

Democrats plan to debate this Executive Order later this week. California rabble rouser Maxine Waters was quoted on her Marxistmingle.com account as saying, "Making Socialist Mothers Great Again is a separate issue that needs a separate Order."

Also, many have come to the defense of Kelly Anne Conway. Check out all this puppy love. The comments are so lovely, it makes me wanna' dye my hair blue and transgender:

Also, a petition to knock down the Southern Poverty Law Center to build a park centered around a statue of KellyAnne Conway will be on Change.org in a few days.