The Night the Lights Went out on Twitter

I know this story was so yesterday, but for prosperity I thought I would share an abbreviation of what happened in case you missed it.

To sum the situation up, Piers Morgan got cussed out on Bill Maher's show and then he got kicked out of the pretentious lefty club. Stating that he was under attack by Mr. Sulu and JK Rowling on Twitter affirmed Pier's membership suspension.

One snippet of of JK and Pier's conversation follows:

After babbling back and forth like two swollen vaginas in a frey of tweets, it was at that time that Mike Cernovich took the opportunity to chime in. After one of JK's tweets, which was a a pro-migrant left wing cheer, Mike interrupted the time line with the following Tweet:

And of course nothing says hell hath no fury like a deplorable scorned. Just rememeber, we will send our best and brightest for you...even our doctors.

It was at this time that Mr Cernovich went in for the pimp slap when he tweeted this Twitter Poll:

After viewing the results of this poll, it is reported that JK locked herself in one of the linen closets in one of her mansions, turned out the lights, and triggered herself to sleep.

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Although JK Rowling does give 18% to charity, her hypocrisy outweighs her charitable attributes. Since JK is involved with left wing forms of ideology, then the correct amount she should believe to give away is 90%, so, you're a little short there honey.

This is what it would look like if JK had brought 100 refugees into her home:

Since everyone gets a trophy, Mr. Cernovich will receive Dank Memes INC Vanguard Troll of the Month Award for the month of February in honor of making JK Rowling zip her big lips.