Multicultural Employment

Recently, as an act of multiculturalism and virtue whistling, The Republic of California has announced that it will be hiring Muslims to replace safety cones and caution barrels. Once California pays to get mass amounts of immigrants into its boarders, the succeeded nation will ask D.C. if Washington will purchase 300,000 utility uniforms for it's new workforce.

...and also for money food stamps.

...and money for state engineering resources.

The president of California's Republic, Jerry Brown, also wants to place these human safety shields in areas where he knows the infrastructure is failing. Pictured below, this Muslim woman is standing in Los Angeles where there might be a possible sink hole.

Local Chapter ANTIFA leaders have raised funds to hire off-duty human safety shields. @Betadouche07 of San Diego announced on Marxistmingle.com in all caps: "IF YOU RUN US OVER, YOU'RE JUST A REDNECK NAZI!!! BUT IF YOU RUN OUR MUSLIM FRIENDS OVER, YOU'RE AN ISLAMOPHOBIC NAZI!!!"

Training classes will be announced soon. To pre-apply for a position as a human safety cone, forms and pamphlets are placed throughout California's DMVs.