Beta Male Ecstatic Over Eight Dollar Lingerie

Around11/6/15, this Twitter user found a sale that was so important to him that to this day he continues to promote his find on his account's pinned tweet.

Show me Tiger. Click Click. Growl then nestle, Baby. Click. Growl then nestle. Click Click.

OK, now you're a bad girl. Click. You just took that cigarette from daddy's pack. Click. You just got busted. Click Click. Such a bad, bad girl. Click.

That's it, that's the pose. Click. Show me Goddess. Click. Show me you've returned to earth with estrogen for the little boys. Click Click. You're a Goddess here to save humanity. Click.

Oh yeah. Click. I'm sending that one directly to Satan. Click.

Please don't troll Shia La Poof. He's very busy trying to become successful. He spends his days networking and making important phone calls in hopes to advance his career.