Dank Memes INC Introduces Based Stick Man To Many

Since #basedstickman should be trending but is not, Dank Memes INC took it upon ourselves to launch a campaign so others would get a proper introduction to the alt-knight masked hero.

We began our messaging services with a major department store. CNN reported that Based Stick Man purchased his Under Armor at Kohl's and that the company was offering him a contract as a mascot and spokesperson.

Speaking of CNN, the next round of Based Stick Man introductions hit two goats with one stone.

(Goat definition: something a troll goes after).

PETA had circulated this nice photo of Betsy the Sentient Heifer. Dank Memes INC took five seconds to let PETA know who Based Stick Man was and to also visually demonstrate what tenderizing meat looks like.

Next, Dank Memes reached out to an organization that doesn't give a shit about killing animals. Perhaps Tyson can take a moment to stop hiring illegal immigrants and meet Based Stick Man.

The children of America need to know what a based hero looks like. Out of all children's organizations available, Dank Memes chose to reach out to The Boy Scouts. Theoretically, if The Scouts have time to discuss accepting a biological being who should be producing estrogen but instead is being injected with testosterone, then they have the time to meet Stick Man.

Of Course Dank Memes introduced Based Stick Man to our friends over at Starbucks! We even went global with this one, baby.

In retrospect, this message should have been sent to the NRA, but it will permeate on hashtag 2A until it is shadow banned.

Members of the Scientific Community were alerted of Stick Man's existence. NASA tweeted back and verified that Based Stick Man built the obelisk on Phobos

Dank Memes INC also reached out to one of the highest agencies in US security. Since #basedstickman will never trend due to censorship, it is important that patriots within the organization know that they have an ally.

....GALAXY