Mysterious Women's Marchers Identified.

The above photo pictures two mysterious women's marchers. After circulating around the internet, many Trump voters have seen this photo and asked "Who are these two so I can stay away from them?"

Dank Memes Inc has undergone several weeks of undercover investigations and we are honored to bring you the facts.

We have been doing our research like Aids Skrillex and have uncovered some information about this fine young couple. Rebeca is the individual on the left. Around a year ago, she transgendered and converted to Islam. I found an old GO FUND ME account where she raised $55,000.09 for her lady parts and a trip to Mecca. Her Hajj did not go undocumented. There is a video online of her circling the Kabbah in a Hijab while avoiding that year's stampede. After viewing this lost footage, let me tell you, Rebeca can dodge acid like a champ. Although she has never been the best at avoiding chemical weapons (a little always gets spilled in her asshole), Dank Memes INC has a participation trophy for her which she can pick up at her own accord. Her life-mate Sara, pictured on the right, is also transgendered. Actually, Sara transgendered from a male to female, back to male, and then back to female again that way she can say "I'm transgendered gendered transfigured," thus becoming a one of a kind minority and creating a new sex...because as all of us right wingers know, there are no longer just two sexes because the science of biology is racist. Rebeca and Sara currently live in the basement of Sara's parents tailor. Collectively, the entire household receives $3,407.63 in food stamps per week and they have turned several doctors into indentured servants because they have managed to get free services from the Affordable Health Care Act. Little is known of Sara's education level, but we have uncovered some documents that show Rebeca is a UC Berkeley dropout. She was majoring in Vaginal Theory, but after discovering that there wasn't a safe space in the janitor's closet, she carved the words "white male" into her for-arm with a steak knife and tried killing herself by swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills. After realizing that the sleeping pills were in fact Viagra, her inside-out penis reverted itself. Those are all the facts that we at Dank Memes INC have acquired at the moment By the way, if anyone would like to see a monument built for veterans, they are beautiful and flourish many parks. If you would like to see a monument built for people like Sara and Rebeca, just drive by the closest abortion clinic.