Bob Beckel Confronts Twitter Troll then Eats a Sandwich and Ice Cream

On today's episode of Fox's The Five, Bob Beckel put a discussion topic on hold while he confronted a bully on air. After reviewing several of Bob Beckel's timelines, Dank Memes INC was unable to uncover the threatening tweet which Bob refers to in the above clip.

First off, it is not cool to threaten someone, even if that person is Bob Beckel. Whoever did this didn't read the Trolls with Morals Handbook. If you or your loved ones feel your safety is in danger from people on the internet alert your authorities.

Dank Memes Inc is completely in Liberal Bob's corner over this because we also feel that others should also come face to face with some guts. That is why our engineering department is currently drawing up blueprints to present to Mr. Beckel. The overall-design is of a standard gladiator arena where punks can go to get a taste. Our marketing department is also throwing around jingles and slogans at the moment like "Big Bob's Oct-a-gon.Step in the Ring, Suckah get you Some" and "You don't have a testicle if you won't fight Bob Beckel."

Dank Memes INC feels that if you're going to troll Bob, don't threaten him in a tweet, tell him you are Native American and that your tribe, the people of the Cherokee, want to bestow him the sacred Mother Earth name "Dances with Steak 'n Shake".

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Dank Memes INC would also like to give the following information to anyone that is expected to get cut by by Bob Beckel.

5 TIPS AND TRICKS TO CONFRONTING BOB BECKEL

1. Bob is easily confused, especially when he has food on his mind. If Bob comes for you with an ice pick, distract him by telling him his gravy has ketchup stains.

2. If you are worried Bob Beckel is planning to come to your town and take you down, check with local managers in the food service industry. If all supply lines are fully operational without obstruction, this means that Bob has not made attempts to come to your area...yet.

3. Bob Beckel cannot be harmed by the mere force of mortal man. During his last flu shot, the doctor broke 3 needles before he finally found one mysterious area of flesh on Bob's body that he could penetrate with a hypodermic. This small 1 X 1 milometer area of weakness remains a mystery to this day, but some speculate it can be found at the top of Bob's asshole.

4. The last time anyone dared anger Bob Beckel, he grabbed Michell Malkin in one of his giant liberal palms and then he climbed to the top of Dunkin' Donut's regional office.

5. The last time Bob Beckel came at me with a switch-blade, I gave him some some Tums laced with Rohipnol. I had just watched him eat part of a fire hydrant so I used his heartburn against him. After the drugs wore off, poor Bob discovered that I leased him to a liberal hipster balloon fetish sex club ran by Hillary supporters. Videos of his blackout are now being sold by Joey Lawrence on the Deep Web.

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