Adventures in Trolling

The best troll of my life was when I created a Twitter account named Mahamadisa Sympthiza.It lasted for around three hours before it got shut down. I wish I had images but I was on a roll and it got suspended before I could archive it. All I have is a screenshot of the profile and my first pinned tweet so you can see where I was going with this. Since I don't have further proof please take my word when I say I Tweeted Martha Stewart and asked her if she would decorate the pit my future husband would one day provide for me. I tweeted Bieber. He was talking about his concert in Germany and I told him to have a HALAL of a good time. I would leave comments on accounts for television shows like.... "Such western decadence you should all be punished." But I think what got it suspended was when I responded to our beloved (then) first lady Michelle Obama. She was discussing important matters on Jordan and I added to the conversation and said that that was a great place to get black market estrogen. You have to treat PC like a hydra. You have to put a torch in its neck before the head grows back so if you are going to troll liberals, Celebrities, and death cults, bring the fire.